Oh Damn it. Just tuned in to The Morning Express listening to the Flying Dutchman and Glenn displaying their usual immense load of crap. But still it makes my morning. Hahaha

I swear my body clock is going haywire. For countless nights I've been staying awake, only managed to fall asleep after 10am. So, usually I'll have my breakfast and lunch first. It seems like a fixed schedule. Awake the whole night youtube-ing, playing dota, being a TV junk, except the programme are shit during those hours.

I found one amazing fact though. DO YOU KNOW - Female Hyenas have clitoris that are at least 6 inches long ! And to top that, their clitoris can erect like a dick. I think God was distracted when creating that weirdo shit animal. So ya, basically I'm just trying to find something to do at this time, hence this ridiculous entry.

1st Joke of The Day : Tom rubbed a lamp and a genie appeared, and it gave him 1 wish. ( Don't fuck around with me saying genies give 3 wishes, this genie gives 1 aight? Continue - So Tom wished for a chick with a big ass, and long legs. He got an ostrich.

2nd Joke of The Day : What is the similar between a priest's balls and a Christmas Tree Ball. Well, they are just for decorations.

Bye.