What an eventful night. HAH !

Went down to Georges with fiq and fung. The usual chilling with a beer, and damn the Fisherman's Basket was good. There was this guy, roughly in his late 40's. He was sitting beside us. And he was kinda tipsy, the stuff that spewed out from his mouth were shit funny. It goes like this.

Old Man : You know ah, my wife right, I knew her when I was in Polytechnic.
Friend : Uh huh...
Old man : She is such a Stuuuuupid wife you know ! You know why anot?
Friend : Hahaha why?
Old man : Because ah, I told her one day that I going out for supper to eat Nasi Lemak
Old man : Alamak ! She trust me you know ! Funny right? When she knows I don't eat Nasi Lemak !
Old man : Obviously is that "kind" of supper right?
Friend : ......

It is kinda terrible and I feel sorry for his wife, but at that point of time it was hilarious.

We decided to finish our 42 below kiwi-flavoured vodka. Went to Omar's rooftop. Played drinking games.
Mmmm, and in turn it was eventful for me and fiq luh.

Was a good day ytd, went to KTV, snooker sessions, had a nice dinner at Marina Square. Some of you guys must be thinking who's the new date. HA ! Its with my 13 years old brother-for-life.

Stayed over at his place, rotting and well basically drowning his sorrows together. Had a long walk in the middle of the night, having a long talk. Something which was missing a century.

However, shit happens. The following day I was greeted with the news that Chayse - My Rottweiler died in the afternoon. Damn it sucks. He is really a man's best friend. Recalling the days where he defended me when 3 dogs attempted to attack. The days where I brought him for a walk, and we would just sit down, staring at the moon. The days where gooey saliva constantly drools from his mouth, and how I would diss him about it.

Oh well, I ain't gonna let the same fate happen to Scott. So, the first thing I'll do tomorrow is to give Scott a good long bath, and he will be back in the house, sleeping in my room.

Rest in Peace, Chayse. God Bless You.

I love you.

Oh Damn it. Just tuned in to The Morning Express listening to the Flying Dutchman and Glenn displaying their usual immense load of crap. But still it makes my morning. Hahaha

I swear my body clock is going haywire. For countless nights I've been staying awake, only managed to fall asleep after 10am. So, usually I'll have my breakfast and lunch first. It seems like a fixed schedule. Awake the whole night youtube-ing, playing dota, being a TV junk, except the programme are shit during those hours.

I found one amazing fact though. DO YOU KNOW - Female Hyenas have clitoris that are at least 6 inches long ! And to top that, their clitoris can erect like a dick. I think God was distracted when creating that weirdo shit animal. So ya, basically I'm just trying to find something to do at this time, hence this ridiculous entry.

1st Joke of The Day : Tom rubbed a lamp and a genie appeared, and it gave him 1 wish. ( Don't fuck around with me saying genies give 3 wishes, this genie gives 1 aight? Continue - So Tom wished for a chick with a big ass, and long legs. He got an ostrich.

2nd Joke of The Day : What is the similar between a priest's balls and a Christmas Tree Ball. Well, they are just for decorations.

Bye.

Boo !

Hurhur, shit man I've yet to find a job. Bloody hell.
Oh well, caught 2 movies lately. 300 and Stomp the Yard. Both were equally good !

300 was inspiring. Simple word to describe it "Awesome". Tonight we DINE IN HELL !
Saw Miss Kang, my sec school teacher. Haha she said 300 was good alot of flesh. hahahaha

Stomp the yard, was quite funny at times especially the stupid guy holding the python around.
But i reckon Step Up has an edge.

Oh well. Fuck I need to get a job. I know I've said it countless times but =/ bah !

My whole day was spent on the sofa in front of the colourful electronic box. Hurhur

And I must confess, Avril Lavigne looks damn hot in her new MTV single - Girlfriend.
Serious, I was trying to imagine her without those thick eye-liners and gothic-punk dressing.
Her figure is quite good actually, and her features are beautiful.

Oh, but nobody beats Claudia Schiffer and Kate Moss. Gaga. Bloody random entry.

Okaaay. Byeee

Yesterday was the best bullshit I've heard so far in my life. Went for the interview.

Said I look like a gangster, because of my hair. So I have to wait until my hair is abit longer, then I can work.
I still cant swallow the fact that my hair is short, its neat, and they say I look like a gangster.

Oh well. Like what fiq says, since the perception is there, whoever fucks around with me while working, I'm gonna fuck that person upside down. (:

Blessing in disguise huh. More or less I've got the authority to fuck around. HAHAHA
Hope my hair grows at least 2mm by next week. lol

Wooo yea baby. Starting work tmr. Wahaha working near my dad which in turn means more money?
Thats bullshit.

Oh well. Going to Georges soon. shall see omar ther.
fuck it. I've been rotting at home for 4 days straight man.

AND I'M BALD ! LOL just cut my hair. its no.1 wakakaka.
Soon edmund shall join the botak gang. Which includes me, fiq and omar.

OK. BUHbyeee.

Went to catch ROCKY BALBOA. damn its good.

My god, continous long nights at simpang in two days straight.
The eyebags are popping, oh well but a pretty good time-killer. hurhur

Shucks. The SIP thingy is bothering me. Hope I can secure a decent advertising agency for my SIP.
And, my dad's laziness ain't helping. Most probably I'll be sending in my resume to O&M.

Wish me good luck.

Fer's going back to Indo, so yeah me and fiq will be horsing around by ourselves, I so need a job !
I want at least $6 per hour, 4-5 days a week, and decent hours. Who got lobang please CALL ME !